Q: How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Depends on what you want to change it into.
Turns out, weekends are especially hard. On weekdays, I would get up, do chores (mostly dog and chicken related), go to work, then come home. Either Danielle would have supper ready or, increasingly, we would go out because it was too much hassle cooking for two. Then I would settle down to do a little work and Danielle would do her thing until it was time for bed. Our days would overlap mostly at supper. The weekends, though, would be when we did OUR thing.
Danielle: Remember, tonight is Art Walk Friday
Me: Ok, but I’ll be about 6 because I have patients
Danielle: Well don’t be late because we’re meeting folks at the Bike Shop for dinner at 7:30 and I have to see the show at the Skinny Gallery. And then tomorrow we have to go to the symphony, and then…
Even on days like this when I was on call, we would carefully plan our trips and errands around my rounding schedule.
Now I have had to change my weekend routine. Change, as they say, is inevitable.
Q: How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Ranking things seems to be the new “news.” Almost everyone has put together a list of best and worst based on some criteria or another. My kids tell me these are called listicles. having the list without information in the title, so I understand, encourages folks to “click” ensuring more ad revenue. USA Today’s offering today was “The least healthy cities in America.” As everyone in America clicked to find out how their city fared, we in Mobile were (dis)honored to be #4:
4. Mobile, Ala.
>Premature death rate: 490.3 per 100,000
> Adult obesity rate: 36.1%
> Pct. adults without health insurance: 12.9%
> Poverty rate: 19.9%
The average Mobile adult feels in poor mental shape for five days a month on average, far longer than the 3.5 days the average American feels in such a state. Poor mental health outcomes in Mobile may be tied to multiple unhealthy behavioral and socioeconomic factors in the area.
Mobile’s 36.1% obesity rate and 29.6% inactivity rate are both far higher than the corresponding national figures. Additionally, nearly one-fifth of area residents live in poverty, and 7.0% of the workforce is unemployed, each some of the highest such figures in the country.
The results of that survey, Perkins said, made it clear that Mobilians suffer from poor mental and physical health in large part because the city’s built environment is not conducive to being active. Access to healthy foods in poor neighborhoods is also poor, he said.
If Mobile wants to work its way off these lists, it’ll take change (see figure). We’ll need to invest in infrastructure such as parks and bike lanes so people make healthier choices. Increase the minimum wage so folks have time to use these amenities to get and stay healthy. Expand Medicaid so folks are not one illness away from bankruptcy. Focus our care delivery system on health instead of on making money off of illness. In other words, while change may not be inevitable for Mobilians, it is the only way to get off of these lists.
Or, we could just double down on our football success:
HOW MANY SEC STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
At ALABAMA: It takes five, one to change it, three to reminisce about how The Bear would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA investigator.